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1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood
alishalovescats1701:

jimmysnowvakk:

DO YOU SEE THAT SHIRT 
"if lucifer needs someone’s consent to enter their body then so do you"
WHY ISN’T THE SOCIAL JUSTICE PART OF TUMBLR ALL ON THIS

i want it where can i buy it?

alishalovescats1701:

jimmysnowvakk:

DO YOU SEE THAT SHIRT 

"if lucifer needs someone’s consent to enter their body then so do you"

WHY ISN’T THE SOCIAL JUSTICE PART OF TUMBLR ALL ON THIS

i want it where can i buy it?

an actual thing my thirteen year old brother just said
if girls are asking to be raped because their clothes don't completely cover all of their bodies, then boys are asking to be kicked in the balls just because they don't wear cups everywhere.
Taken with Instagram

Taken with Instagram

quixoticandabsurd:

So tired of it.

Because seriously, nobody batted an eye when I was little and walked out of the theater after seeing Toy Story proclaiming, “Woody is so cool! I want to be just like him!”

Nobody cared that I was a little girl looking up to a male character. Not a single person would have been…

collegehumor:

Fart Kontrol
Expect abdominal pains for the next 2-18 km.

collegehumor:

Fart Kontrol

Expect abdominal pains for the next 2-18 km.

Idk what I was taking a pic of. I think it was snow. This is old. Amd kinda creepy. Lol (Taken with Instagram)

Idk what I was taking a pic of. I think it was snow. This is old. Amd kinda creepy. Lol (Taken with Instagram)

Tape stashed!!  (Taken with Instagram)

Tape stashed!! (Taken with Instagram)